fuckingn00b:

phobs-heh:

khan2kool:

sassafras-manson:

ryanvallejo:

ktkeen96:

theecamerondallas:

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IT’S BACK

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

gonna reblog it everytime

Its been a year

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(Reblogged from xxredemption-love-and-liesxx)

karengilian:

misscherrylikesitdirty:

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

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(Reblogged from senpaimichael)

housewifeswag:

whose line will forever be one of my favorites

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(Reblogged from cherryqueensglasses)

foulmilk:

we, as women, need to stop pretending we can change men. we have this mentality that we can transform a fuckboy into a gentlemen, and that’s just not how it works. once a fuckboy, always a fuckboy. don’t waste your time on a man who won’t waste his time on you

(Reblogged from ayemmajones)

overture-to-the-moon:

Search for MinaKushi on google and have NaruSaku shit popping up…

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everythingelsegoesherethen:


BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON 
BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON

THIS IS THE BEST HARRY POTTER THING I WILL EVER FUCKING REBLOG THERE ISN’T EVEN A CONTEST I SHIT YOU NOT

everythingelsegoesherethen:

BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON 

BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON

THIS IS THE BEST HARRY POTTER THING I WILL EVER FUCKING REBLOG THERE ISN’T EVEN A CONTEST I SHIT YOU NOT

(Source: chouette-e)

(Reblogged from amitds)
And when he looks at me
I swear I can’t breathe
Words to her, about him / collection #2 (via splittinghorizons)
(Reblogged from dankefuer-nichts)

flowerslut:

Title: Welcome to Hell
Words: 3158
Prompt: Post-canon dystopian Konoha. SasuSaku. (Semi-tyrannical leader Sasuke.)
A/N: This is probably the most fucked-up angsty thing I’ve ever written in my entire life. Let me know what you think.

When she walks through the streets now, she doesn’t see children playing or people laughing at the market. In fact, it’s rare that she even witnesses someone smiling anymore.

Parents are too afraid to allow their children to venture outside by themselves, even if it’s just to go to a neighbor’s. The amount of villagers that have pulled their children out of school makes Sakura’s heart break. The amount of children that have been pulled out of the Academy is almost enough to warrant its closure.

Of course that will never happen. Even if it’s only for a handful of children, he will force it to remain open. After all, he needs all the young, impressionable ninja he can get his hands on in order to warp and twist their minds under his command.

Just last month one child killed another during regular morning training session; they were only nine. Instead of receiving punishment or suspension, the surviving child was rewarded with a certificate of graduation. Sakura attended the child’s small funeral, standing on the far edge as the family mourned. Her attendance was not only due to the sadness and her anger from the situation, but in order to publicly defy him.

Her way of saying, ‘This isn’t right. I’ll never agree to any of this.’

The poor children who remain enrolled are only there due to their parent’s fear of the consequences that would befall them if they were to do so.

Nowadays, fear is what control the people. It’s what keeps them from rioting.

Sometimes people are too afraid to even travel to the hospital. That’s one of the many things that causes Sakura to cry at night. Usually people seek her out at odd hours of the night, when they finally risk venturing outside to find help.

Sakura makes it a duty of hers to make as many house-calls as she can. Sometimes she wonders if he knows that she’s working behind his back and without his approval and as soon as the thought enters her mind, she dismisses it. She doesn’t care what he does or doesn’t know about what she does anymore.

She hasn’t feared death in a long time, and every now and then she thinks she’d prefer it. She figures that if he wanted to kill her, he would’ve done so by now.

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*sobs and lays on the floor for half an hour* I really want this to happen

(Reblogged from flowerslut)

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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disneydamselestelle:

Frozen is the first movie to show depressed charact-

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Frozen is the first movie to be about an outcast-

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Frozen is the first movie with magic-

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Frozen is the first movie with a dysfunctional fam-

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Frozen is the first to not have love at first sight-

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Frozen is the first Disney movie to teach girls they don’t need to be saved by-

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Frozen is the first movie where the princess isn’t only focused on marrying a prince-

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Frozen is the first-

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(Reblogged from should-be-doing-dishes)